Our first year in Edinburgh we shared a room with no blankets, sheets, pillows or towels, didn’t have hot water or gas for a week, and Zach had to wipe his bum with a tortilla because the other flatmates stole our toilet paper. Zach & Viggo and Thumpasaurus: Where Does The Love Go?, Underbelly Cowgate, 21:20
I stayed in a 10 man hostel room with a 9 man stag party. The night before I arrived, one of them got so drunk he wet the bed. So he moved bed. Then I arrived. George Lewis: A man, a plan, a girl with fake tan, Pleasance Attic, 17:45